to huda: ceritak hantuk 2

ok nak cepat.

budak tu amik gambar

pastu die nampak

dalam satu gambar tu,

ade satu

PEREMPUAN

RAMBUT PANJANG

BAJU, TAK TAU (si pencerita xhengat sbb dia takut sgt)

MENGHADAP PINTU BILIK BUDAK TU

MATA PMPUAN TU

PANDANG TEPI

mcm ni kot:

(i tak pandai lukis macam u la)

tapi pointnye,

muke tak berape nampak

mate pandang tepi

baju pon tak nampak

so we assume putih la kan.

hmm tu je la yg takotnye

nmpak gamba mcm tak takut gile kan

whatever.

at that time takut gile

hahaha

oh oh
and budak tu pegi jumpe sorg ustaz ni
ustaz tu kateee

"uisy ni macam betul je ni,
berdasarkan muka dia"

hmmmmmmm
hmmmm
hmm

to huda: ceritak hantuk

adak satuk ceritak

namanyak ceritak hantuuk takuttukk

mcm sakit hati kan.

so we switch to normal mode.

mcm ni tau cik huda.

pada suatu hari,

ada la sorg junior ni (lelaki)

dia baru masuk hostel kat sini kan

so dia cam jakun2 gitu

tangkap2 gambar sekitar bilik die

lepas die habis kemas2 bilik die tu

(creepy gile budak laki nk tgkap gambar bilik)

anyways,

after tangkap2, die pon tengok la balik

gambar2 yg dia da tngkap tu

pastu kaaan

kaaaan

hmmphh

senanye aku takut ni.

sbb aku bole blogging malam2 je

siang i bz you

kalau aku teringat je psl cite ni,

kang tak tenang hati aku nk

gosok gg la,

basuh muka la kat toilet tu

kang mase aku basuh muka,

kalau aku tutup mata,

kang aku teringat2,

kalau aku bukak mata kang bnde tu

muncul plak kat sebelah ke,

aku nmpak kat cermin ke

oh eem geee

kang before aku bilas muka kang

aku da bukak mata

kang pedih pulak mata aku

ko faham tak kegelisahan aku?

dan kepedihan mata aku?

faham takk?

sorry la huda,

kang i sambung maybe hari jumaat ye?

time tu i da ada kat rumah da wee :D

ps: jgn marah you know you love me muahx

crap (literally) + cool (literally)

aku telah makan ubat yg menakutkan : HALIA BARA. untuk explanation yg lebih berhemah, ubat ni untuk smoothen your gastrointestinal tract's movement, so it'll expel everything out. puuhh. sedap ayat. 


ayat tak sedapnye, ubat bagi senang berak.


menakutkan sebab, who knows it will not show it's effect by tonight? if it's tomorrow, i'll be damned. tomorrow's MONDAY! the day of the highest suicide rate. i won't commit suicide, don't worry. at least not in the toilet, while shitting.


hey, how many songs u have to hear from a band to decide whether u like the band or not? i've only listened to one now, and i think i'm gonna like it. like the song, or like the band? i don't know, both?


let's spill out the band's name : The XX. 
the song: Islands


woot woot


just tagged zfrn in my fb status, ‎Zhafran Zeus, nak tau tak lagu apa yg org cool je tau tu? haha


what's cool is, not many here in malaysia knows about this band (i think). i think, those who love the not-so-famous bands are cool. i know it's not right to judge people by their fb profile, and the kind of music they like, but i can't help it yaww. those who love 30STM are cool! and those who THINK they like A7X, because it'll look cool, are so not cool.


i just realized one thing, zhafran once said to me,


perasan x, kalau English bands sume name sepotong2. kalau American bands, name nak pnjang2. (rasenye die nak cakap jugak, yg English bands lagi cool dari American ones)


hmm.. btul jugak. mari senaraikan.


English bands (with one-word names):


Paramore
Oasis
Train
The XX (woot woot) <--- this is 2 words? c'mon, have some mercy.
Coldplay
Radiohead
Muse


American bands (let's list those who have more than a 2-word names):


Panic! At The Disco
Fall Out Boy
3 Doors Down
30 Seconds To Mars <--- this is no boubt so cool, no argument here
Story Of The Year
Taking Back Sunday
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
The Pink Spiders


tu sebahagian je la ye. tak kuase aku nak list semua. tapi ada jugak American bands yg ade one-word name yg cool2 jugak:


Nickelback
Hoobastank
Revis
Slipknot
Staind
Yellowcard
Meriwether
Flyleaf
Evanescence


dan lain2 lah. penat lah list2 ni.


dan ade jugak American bands yg ade name panjang2 tapi best jugak:


Three Days Grace <--- Canadian, but wtv. considered under American


dah malas nak cari. penat sgt. n, semua nama2 band yg aku da mention ni, semua aku amik from my winamp playlist, meaning, aku suka laa. so everyone's cool. sorry zfrn, ur teori xleh pakai for me wuhuu 

toilet

bila kite nak mengajar seseorang itu supaye menjadi pembersih, kita mestilah biarkan dia BERSIHkan dulu ape2 yg dia buat kotor tu. kita xboleh bersihkan untuk dia. you see, some people are just simply THICK-HEADED. konon nak perli lah kan, kite pon bersihkan sebersih2nye, so bile dia tgk toilet yg dah berkilat2 tu, die akan fikir,

oh gila bersih. mcm perli aku je ni. ok lah lepas ni aku tak kotorkan.

sebabnye, kalau aku yg kene mcm tu, aku akan fikir mcm tu lah kan. tapi, rupa2nye, org tu telah berfikir,

oh gila bersih. mcm perli aku je ni. mari aku kotorkan lagi. kurang haja perli aku.

tak tau lah die pk mcmane kan. aku rase je camtu, sbb lepas tu dia buat kotor balik.

bodoh punye org. penat je org lain bersihkan taik ko, sisa makanan ko. there's a reason why sinki tu ada lubang2 kecik2 tu. tu namanye penapis. n ada sebab lubang2 tu tak besar2. bawang sebesar alam tu mane muat lubang kecik tu lah hoi. sinki berkulat2. eww. name je pmpuan. pengotor.

jadi, aku pun nampaknye terpakse jadi pengotor. aku biaaaaaaar je sinki tu berkulat berkepuk2. tuhan je yg tau perasaan hari2 gosok gigi kat sinki tu. pstu ada sisa2 mihun kat lubang2 tu. bila air bertakung, kaler hitam weyy. toilet, hmmph tak payah cakap lah. serious, sape yg rase SEMUA perempuan tu pembersih, anda telah salah sesalah-salahnye. sampai lah suatu mase, aku dah tak tahan lagi. disebabkan aku sgt bz, pegi kelas pagi2 b4 8am, balik paling awal pun pukul 6pm, aku pk mlm tu aku nak la bersihkan. tak sanggup aku tgk toilet tu mcm a good place to spread all sorts of fungal-related diseases.

guess what? a miracle happened. aku balik, dah bersih!! kilat2 lagi youu. wahaha. suke gile aku. pandai pulak dia nak bersihkan ek. igtkan pengotor jiwa kental. pastu, tetiba terlintas di fikiran,

eh DIA nak perli aku ke?

wtf. ehh tolong sikitt. tu sume ko yg buat kotor. aku tukang tengok je. ko buat kotor, ko lah bersihkan. geli i. makcik cleaner pun tak patut bersihkan taik ko. ko patut bersihkan sndiri. which you did, good for you.

n, dah berapa hari dah ni, toilet tu still berkilat2 :D see, kena biarkan dia bersihkan sendiri. baru dia tak sampai hati nak kotorkan balik. hmmm. senang hati aku. pagi2 dah tak resah gelisah pk nak gosok gigi kena ngadap bende itam kat sinki. bila dah pandai bersihkan cmni, baru la aku nak bekerjasama keep the toilet clean. kita sama2 guna kann. aku tak lah jahat mana. n aku tak lah pengotor mana. (at least not like you, bitch) bwuahahah

next week, i'm going back home. for a week. YEAY! the other day, when i talked to my father, he said,

oh alamak macamana ni. dah nak puasa kan. bila nak pergi zoo?

and i was like,

huh? what zoo?.... ooohh lupa pulak appointment zoo haha

so we'll still have time b4 puasa to go to the zoo.for those who might wonder what's all about this zoo stuff, here's the explanation.

my family doesn't do holidays like other normal families do. other families who their children are all grown-ups. once in a blue moon, there would be,

hey, let's go to Sagil. mandi2 air terjun.

but NEVER,

hey let's go to Pangkor or Langkawi, or East Malaysia etc etc

so u just cannot, in a million years, expect,

hey let's go to London or New York, or Paris. either one. or maybe all, who cares? do some shopping.

in your dreams. *can't stop drooling just typing 'New York'*

most of it would be like, go to Bandar Melaka, Zoo Melaka, Taman Buaya, Taman Rama-Rama, Port Dickson (this one, too, is very rare. just because zhafran is there, they'll go). but, please don't think i say this in a negative perspective.

believe it or not, i'm actually looking forward to go to the zoo. i love animals. ('love' here means 'like to watch'. it doesn't involve 'touching').

my mom's friend once asked me, while i was at home last month for semester break,

cuti ni pergi mana?

with full enthusiasm, i answered,

oh papa dah ajak nak pergi zoo. tapi tak tau lagi bila, hehe.

and they were like,

you're kidding, right?

i'm used to our style. i love being with them. no matter where we are, as long as we're together (i know this sounds cheesy, but it's the truth y'all, eat it). and i think i know why we don't go far from home for holidays. we have a cat. who'll take care of her? my neighbour's a cat hater. we need to stay to keep her alive. ok that's exaggerating, but we kinda have evidence y'know. she's a gem. i can't stop kissing her when she's in front of me.

ps: menyampah kan tengok kucing comel2. rase nak sepak je.

quiz + cwu

dah lama tak berkuiz2 ni

rase macam kat skolah pulak ye.

kuiz radiology plak tu.

ntah ape la yg die nak tanya.

pasrah?

mana boleh pasrah.

usaha belum lagi pun.

baca pun tak.

berblogging je.

kuiz ni masuk markah exam ke ha?

itu ialah soalan

yg sering diajukan

oleh orang2 yg malas.

a.k.a : me

oh oh

i finished my case write up.

if u don't know,

now i tell u.

the feeling of finishing a cwu

is a feeling that

hmm.

u feel there's a garden inside ur heart

(dalam hati ada taman)

with birds

without birds poop.

berbalik kepada kuiz.

saya malas nak baca snanye.

nnt lah

bedtime story ok?

tau takk?!

harini ada cite hantu.

takut gilak.

extreme jugak dengar2 nye.

takyah la cite.

da malam.

i hate semuts

they make me feel hopeless.

especially in the morning,

where u have

a "little" semangat

to do some work,

and u see

the semuts are all over your kettle

with water in it.

and u're like

"don't swear."

this is a beautiful morning

i hope it stays beautiful until the night comes.

can u expect beautiful days

7 days in a row?

i haven't tried it yet.

you know,

i feel guilty

feeling mad about semuts.

i don't feel guilty to myself.

i feel guilty to the semuts.

they are here to live

not to mess with me.

God, they don't even know me.

but i'm very irritated when they're around.

so i killed them.

not all, but enough for the morning.

the beautiful morning.

great expectations

i never 'liked' my own fb status.

i think it's too narcissistic.

isn't it annoying

when u tell someone

about something

over and over again

and yet

he still seems

NOT to understand?

worse,

he seems

NOT to LISTEN at all?

what a waste of time.

have you ever

done something

and expect

that people do the same thing to you?

i know that stands on the same level as

"tak ikhlas"

but,

just listen to my context 1st.

when you're giving somebody

a birthday present,

do you give him/her

something she/he likes,

OR

something YOU like?

to answer this,

i always put myself in that person's shoes

(that's called empathy)

i will want something that I like

(don't really care what the giver likes. it's my birthday anyway)

so,

when i do that

(giving something the bday girl/boy likes)

i expect

my bday presents to be something that I like.

i always forget other people's birthdays

so i don't really care if other people forget my birthday.

so i expect

when i forget their birthdays,

they wouldn't mind.

i always lift up the toilet seat after using it

so i expect

other people who use it after me

would have the slightest fucking common sense

to do the same.

(toilet issues really bug me. i can be very bitchy)

i keep my clothes neatly folded and placed

in my closet

so i expect

other people who seem to barge in

and decide to borrow/try on some of it

would leave my closet

as neatly as i left it before.

i always eat

with my mouth closed

in front of anybody.

so i expect

everybody who eats in front of me

to close his/her mouth

when he/she eats in front of me.

(or at least chew with less noise)

i don't like consoling

someone who's sulking over me.

so i don't mind if i were sulking

and nobody is consoling me.

and so i expect

nobody will expect me to console them

especially when they're sulking over me.

if expectations = demands

i'll be a very demanding person on earth.

luckily,

they're not equal.

when i demand,

i say it out loud.

when i expect,

i keep it to myself.

musician wannabe

aku ade sorg kawan ni.

die kate, dia ada cousin kat singapore.

ok kawan aku ni lelaki.

cousin dia perempuan.

katenye, cousin die tu pandai main gitar

ada band sendiri.

and vocalist nye pon pmpuan tu.

dia cakap,

"peh suara mantap gila, play main guitar plak tu"

pui

hebat gila kan.

aku fikir,

mesti dia takde problem cari boyfriend kan hahah

like, petik jari sepuluh datang

literally.

tak tau la plak dia cun ke tak kan.

slalunye cerita mcm ni heroinnye mestila cun kan.

hmm

aku nak main piano.

tp main piano tak se hot main gitar kot.

huahuaha

tp aku nak main piano bukan sbb

nak petik jari sepuluh datang tau.

aku tak tau nyanyi.

duhh semua org tau nyanyi.

just tak semua suara SEDAP.

kadang2 aku rase suara aku sedap je ngahaha

tp kadang2 pun aku dapat rase suara aku SUMBANG

(ok bukan kadang2)

ada kawan aku ckp,

"jari aku pendek. tak boleh main piano"

ya allah kesian gila aku dgr.

nasib baik jari aku panjang.

tapi aku rase takde kena mengena pun jari panjang ke pendek.

budak2 kecik tu boleh je main.

aku rase kawan aku tu

just kena gerak banyak sikit la kot ye.

contact dermatitis

semalam kan,

no no.

bila ntah.

aku pergi la jusco.

nak beli barang.

singgah la guardian.

ingat nak beli cotton pad je.

tapi ternampak lah segala bagai lotion.

pastu teringat la kat sorg kawan aku yg cantik ni.

dia suka jaga kulit.

aku?

pfft.

so aku pon konon nak jadi macam dia la.

nak lah putih sikiiiit.

jadi aku pon beli

GARNIER BODY

LIGHT

WHITENING MOISTURIZING MILK LOTION

rupe2nye

ade kat bawah tu

keciiiik je

die tulis,

UVA/UVB filters.

which aku tak nampak.

dgn semangatnye aku pun pakai malam tu.

dan esok harinye.

dan malam kepada esok harinye.

dan aku pun kena lah gatal2.

tulah contact dermatitis.

dgn rajinnye,

aku pun pegi senaraikan ingredients GARNIER dlm satu kertas,

dan ingredients krim lain dalam kertas yg sama.

krim lain itu ialah

FAIR & LOVELY,

dan VANICREAM sejenis sunscreen.

(F&L dgn VANICREAM tu aku tak allergic)

so dah ada bahan2nye,

aku pon cross out la mane yg aku tak allergic

(rajin gila kan? ingredients satu krim ada la nak dekat 40)

lepas cross out, ada la dekat 7-8 bahan

yg berpotensi buat aku allergic.

aku tau aku allergic to certain sunscreen ni

mase form 5.

gune BANANA BOAT.

so aku pun google la si banana boat ni.

and again,

cross out event dijalankan.

tapi masalahnye,

die tak match langsung dgn si GARNIER ni.

yg aku dah cross out b4, tetiba ada kat BANANA.

so aku agak pelik lah ye.

so aku pun tak tau senanye.

tapi ada la beberapa yg aku igt boleh pakai:

1. Geraniol (perfume)

2. benzyl salicylate (or any salicylic acid)

3. octocrylene

'boleh pakai' means,

berpotensi buat aku allergic.

coryza

inilah yg aku bengang.

satu hari, semua benda tak jadi.

lagi-lagi, rasa tak deserve pun kena camni.

(mcm pantun pulak.)

tapi hari ni,

aku dah marah ramai orang.

termasuklah diri sendiri.

(omg still terasa mcm pantun.)

tadi rasa mcm nak mencarut2 je dalam blog ni

tp bila dah type2,

cool pulak tiba2.

entah kenapa.

bangunan HUKM ni mcm tahi.

(dah tak cool dah)

hanya sesuai buat tempat bertanding cari harta karun.

lif dia pun mcm tahi jugak.

bila aku marah,

semua benda jadi tahi.

tak sangka aku boleh marah kat sebuah bangunan.

sebuah bangunan berbentuk tahi.

BERSIH ni,

patut tukar jadi KOTOR (mcm tahi)

BERSIH telah membuat plan aku semua hancur.

siap buat misunderstanding

antara aku dgn bapak aku.

how sad.

aku just nak antihistamine yg power

dan ubat tu hanya boleh dapat

with a doc's prescription.

salah ke kalau aku nak cepat sihat?

klinik warga yg menyampah,.

kalau org tak ingat RN number,

kau biar je ke org tu mati?

RN number bukanlah sesuatu

yg membanggakan,

yg membuat aku mengahafal number tersebut.

nampaknya, sistem komputer yg kononnya canggih tu,

telah rosak 

atau tak boleh jalan,

atau whatever the fuck

like i fucking care

about your fucking computer system

that now makes me fucking sick

and i can't have the fucking meds i want,

and now i'll stay fucking sick.

i can't get the fuck out,

because of the fucking BERSIH.

so i can't go to the other fucking clinics

to get the fucking meds i want.

un-fucking-believable.

saturday fiasco

lecture at 9am-1pm? 

boleh tahan lagi. 

lecture on saturday?

boleh tahan lagi.

ok tipu. 

tak boleh tahan.

ini adalah pencabulan waktu cuti.

holiday molestation.

do you know how desperately much i'm looking forward to this weekend?

of course you don't know

you ignorant *****es.

i have things to buy.

like, must buy this saturday.

cannot tangguh2 lagi you.

i hate you.

ok maybe i can still buy in the afternoon.

but still,

it's fun to be mad

muahaha.

this saturday diorang kate nak buat perhimpunan BERSIH?

buat laa.

ade aku kisah?

ade,

kalau kau kacau jalan aku.

politics is soo boring

dunno why so many young ppl are very interested

and eager

to show how knowledgable they are

about politics.

by 'very interested and eager'

i mean

berpura-pura marah,

(kalau betul pun marah, they look like they're still pretending),

di mana?

yesss

FACEBOOK.

c'mon.

like you really give a damn.

seriously.

i'm attending this saturday's lecture y'know.

just sayin'.

yuhuu

i'm very good at backpacking. not sure whether that's even a quality that's approved to be in someone's "my best qualities" part in a resume, but whatever. i'm good at it :). good means, like just 2 hours before departure, i can pack and at least 98% of all the needed stuff will be packed (the other 2% are the stuff i'll forget to pack), in a reasonable number of luggage/bags being used. now define 'reasonable'.

wearing your white coat in a hospital lobby is not good. people will assume you own the hospital, and start asking, "where's the radiology department?" or "where am i supposed to go, according to this?"- while shoving at your face a piece of paper saying Jabatan Ortopedik, Tingkat 4, and all other sorts of things. they even ask where the cafe is, God, please. i'm a terrible direction giver.