the best companion to lepak

nak dengar tak cerita lepak? cerita i lepak-lepak kat shopping complex, mahkota parade specifically. huh? budak perempuan lepak-lepak? oops sorry i bukan budak lagi. huh? perempuan lepak-lepak? eh mana ada pelik perempuan lepak-lepak. dah biasa dah tu semua. dunia zaman sekarang ni bla bla bla malas i nak bebel pasal dunia zaman sekarang.

tapi kan, i lepak-lepak dengan papa i. huh? a 22-year-old girl lady (i'm a ladyyyy) lepak-lepak with her father at a shopping complex? that's so weird. eh tak weird ke? memang tak pun. bagi i memang tak weird. sebab masa i bising-bising nak bawak kereta papa i jalan-jalan melaka, and my dad tak bagi, my dad kata,

"Bagi papa, semua anak papa masih kecik lagi." 

thanks, dad. so anyway, masa kat mahkota parade tu, actually my sister and brother-in-law were bringing my other relatives to go jalan-jalan satu melaka. kereta tak cukup, kena la bring my dad's car also. and kebetulan i ada hal la pulak dengan my blackberry so i pun ikut la sebab i beli blackberry dekat mahkota jugak. so while they jalan-jalan kat luar kota melaka pergi a famosa naik beca tangkap gambar bagai, i dengan my dad pun duduk la kat mahkota tu. because we don't like heat. malaysia is so hot i cannot stand it (budget mat salleh).

my dad got his own agenda : to get his helicopter fixed. yeah a 56-year-old man still plays a remote-controlled helicopter. his excuse : 

"i didn't have the opportunity when i was a kid." 

ok sounds reasonable, dad. you have my blessings. so anyway, when i was done, we met in the food court, and we had our lunch. then we went to the WONDERLAND to play basketball. well, i played, he recorded me playing. and he recorded some nerd guy dancing. ala yang menari tekan-tekan gune kaki tu. wuyoh beriye wei die menari. segan i tengok huhu.

then we jalan-jalan some more. and my dad got tired and wanted to sit down. we duduk dekat satu kedai makan tu. meja makan tu tak bersih lagi ada banyak used pinggan and stuff. then i said,

"if we want to sit here we have to order."

"that's ok just wait until they come to take our order, then we leave before they take it."

then duduk-duduk, borak-borak, orang kedai tu tak datang pun bawak menu ke ape ke. meja pun tak bersihkan. tetibe nak marah pulak service macam taik kan (sedangkan taknak pun makan situ). then, i thought,

"papa that's ok la. ni konon pinggan-pinggan ni kita la yang punya ni. kita baru habis makan la konon ni."

"haaa betul-betul. cepat pegang perut konon kenyang. wahh sedap gila."

"ok tak payah act sangat nanti obvious pulak tipu kan."

then we duduk lama-lama and borak-borak la. i belek-belek my bb, my dad belek-belek hp murah dia. then, i terperasan,

"eh papa, kedai ni self-service laa. take the menus ourselves."

"good, then they will never come. boleh duduk lama-lama lagi hahahah."

then duduk-duduk. baru perasan tu kedai cina sebenarnya. tengok-tengok la dekat sign situ, ada drinks je. food maybe ada la tapi kena pergi tengok menu dia yang kena self-service tu, so i malas la nak ambik. sebab i nak tengok ada logo halal tak. so i cakap la,

"papa ni kedai makan cina la."

"oh. ada babi tak?"

"entah la."

then terdiam. then i cakap,

"asal cina je ada babi. that's stereotyping! not good."

then we duduk lagi lama-lama until bontot sakit lah kan tu kerusi rotan. then bangun pergi la kedai jepun. papa i cakap, tu kedai RM5. tapi bila i masuk, takda pun tanda harga. takkan la periuk besar-besar tu RM5. so i tak percaya lah papa i. then ternampak la satu kalendar 2012 gambar kucing. comel gileeeee. every month ada kucing-kucing different breeds punya. tapi takda tanda harga. then i tanya papa,

"kalau harga kalendar ni RM5 nak beli tak?"

"Nak!"

then bawak la kalendar tu pergi kaunter. oh ramai pula beratur di kaunter. tak jadi beli lah jom keluar dari kedai durjana takda tanda harga ini.

then we jalan lagi. tunggu my relatives habis jalan, diorang nak pergi food court mahkota sebab diorang belum lunch lagi. my dad and i booked some tables in the food court. that time was like, 4pm. if i were them, i would go on a hunger strike. how could they stand not having lunch until 4pm?

sampai situ saja lah perjalanan kami. no lah. lepas tu perjalanan kami ialah balik rumah la kan. pfft.