prank callers are so not cool

suddenly, i don't know how to channel my anger anymore. how did i do it all this time? through facebook? so if i'm not doing THAT anymore, i think i can be proud of myself.

phew. someone just texted me,

"salam, hy nga wtpew?"

if this is a man, what a loser.

i replied,

"sape ni?"

he replied,

"xbyfrnd..hehe"

huh? ex boyfriend? i only have ONE ex-bf (yeah, call me inexperienced.) but, i won't even count him as one, because when i think about it, we were a couple for about, i don't know, 1, 2 months? and we never saw each other during courtship. it's so stupid. so, i DON'T HAVE ANY ex bf. (yeah, call me an angel ='>)

then he called me. then i said,

"sape ni?"

then he said,

"Azrul."

then i said,

"ok sorry tak kenal."

then i hung up. then he called again. then i picked up, but i put the phone on the table. so his credit will be falling. or his bill will be mounting.

then he texted me,

"farah, xbek layan sye cmnie,cptnye awk lupekn sy..sye xpnh lupekn awk wlupun lme kte xjmp..xpela ingtkn awk mcm dlu lg..tp??ermm.."

asshole, you sound like a fucking GIRL. then i said,

"sape ni? xyah la nak main2. not cool."

then he said,

"be smart k.."

err. huh? then i said,

"i don't have any ex bf. so u b smart."

then he said,

"bf k, nt special bf why u dnt undrstnd?kwn lelaki is nt teman lelaki istmwa k.."

man, i'm getting bored with you. then i said,

"where did u get my no? what's your name?"

then he said,

"ur sis wedding card.."

fuck. then i said,

"i c."

then he said,

"ohh yeahhh"

double fuck. then i said,

"so u kawan kakak ke? azrul?"

then he said,

"no,im ur frnd larh.."

triple fuck? then i said,

"sori xigt."

then he said,

"xpe, awk ktne?ad kt rmh ke?"

man. get a life. get a gf. then i said,

"xd."

then he said,

"hbs 2 ktne?"

i'm out. malas aku nk layan kau lah pondan.

ps: i'm not a gay hater. i just hate this guy.