beautiful women

wanna know something about women? the so-called once-a-month THING. what is it? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

zhafran,

the once-a-month THING is called TANTRUMS. wait. that's weekly thing.

zhafran,

the once-a-month THING is called, well, tak nak lah cerita kat sini. entah apa-apa. malu la you, i'm a lady you. fine young lady aww.

women are RELATIONAL creatures. translate : RELATIONSHIP IS A VERY IMPORTANT THING IN WOMEN. doesn't matter if it's involving boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, or friends, or family members. any relationship. this is a very big deal to them. even if they don't admit it. (but hey, if I say no, then no. don't bother to ask any further. lying is not my thaang.)

women are GOOD listener. you can tell all your problems, and women will listen to them attentively. but if she's sleepy, then don't tell la. she'll fall asleep. gracefully like sleeping beauty, because women are so beautiful :'>

i'm all ears.

women are BAD problem solvers. they listen because they love to listen to emotions being expressed. they're EMOTIONAL. but we can stop at that. emotions all day long is very feminine, you know. no need to solve the problem. you solve it, no more emotions coming out. we focus on the emotions. ok. focus.

women LOVE compliments. even though it's very small, "you don't even realize you're complimenting her" kind of way. example : "oh my fingernails are dirty compared to yours." ahaks.

clean fingernails are sexy meoww

women LOVE when you notice very small things about them. example : when she's eating mihun, and very carefully isolating the taugeh and undercooked sawi to the edge of the plate, and he says "oh you don't eat veggies?" ( :'> can't believe you noticed)

women LIKE to feel insecure about their bodies. they're not fat, but they think they're fat. i am not fat, but i have some fatty tissues in places where i don't want them to be. that's insecurity. i feel thin only in the mornings, when i haven't had my breakfast yet. golden moment  in front of the mirror. shitty moment after lunch in front of the mirror.

after lunch.

that's women. and all women are different. (according to all women)