Michael Fassbender

Hello, everyone. how's it going? that's just a rhetorical question. i don't even know who you are.

try to read my text here in British accent, will ya? now i know why some people say British accent is sexy. it's because Michael Fassbender lives in England. do you know who Michael Fassbender is? if you don't, then google him for internet's sake. you may get some not-so-handsome images of him, so i recommend you to watch some of his clips in youtube, because he looks damn better in videos than in still images.

although he lives in England, he is actually a German-Irish actor. i thought Ireland is another country? but some people say it's part of England? whatever.

enough with the polite chit-chat about my man Fassy. let's get ferocious!

if you want to be charming, get a smile as wide as his:

i don't have any problem with smokers. as long as they're bad-ass looking smoker:

fedoras are soo last season, but it's totally made for Fassy:

i don't mind some scruffs, or beards or a slightly dishevelled-looking hunk. do you?

i thought so. and recently he was on the cover of GQ magazine.

hope he wins man of the year. totally deserves it. if you still don't think he's hot, i think there's something wrong with your eyes. please get an appointment at the ophthalmology clinic, thank you.

if you watch his clips on youtube, some of his interviews and stuff, you'll also find that this man has got some sense of humor. oh wait, that's an understatement. this man is HILARIOUS gagagagA! well maybe that's an understatement too. but hey, i already liked this guy, so whatever he says makes me smile :DD

actually, other than Michael Fassbender, i want to talk about another thing. do you know about specific people? not specific people. people who are specific. for example:

A: are you sure about this?

B: yeah sure.

A: how sure are you?

B: pretty sure.

A: how sure is 'pretty sure'?

B: .....maybe an 80% sure.

A: there's a 'maybe' there.

B: yeah.

A: so what percentage does a 'maybe' account for?

B: i don't know.

A: so you're not sure?

B: i don't know. i guess.

A: so there's an 'i guess' there.

B: oh fuck off.

which category do you fall into? i'm an A for sure. annoying people all year round.

that's all, have a nice day everyone :)